yayroos:

catwaifuwu:

transarsonist:

radiofreederry:

The “car community” claim that the sexual component is small. A Google search for “car porn” suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do

do these people not know what rule 34 means???

100493503004422:

100493503004422:

100493503004422:

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

ALT

this person said “become a brain witch” like I’m supposed to know what that is

ALT

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help I’m being dragged by the brain witch community

vampireguarddogs:

angela is a witch headcanons because smeyer was a coward for not writing her as a witch

• angela is a green witch, and spends most of her time outdoors.
• she doesn’t really bother telling people that she’s a witch, but she doesn’t really care. she feels that people wouldn’t really understand.
• most of her backyard is taken up with her impressive garden, so most people just think that she really likes plants. they don’t really understand how she manages to get her plants so big and flourishing without much sun, but she refuses to reveal her secrets (it’s magic.)
• a lot of the stuff she grows is for her spells, but she also grows a lot of flowers just because she thinks they’re pretty. a small fruit and vegetable patch grows in one corner, because she likes growing her own food without the use of many pesticides or other unnatural ingredients. she’s able to grow whatever she wants, regardless of the season.
• she likes to give bouquets of flowers to her friends and family tho. her mother always has at least one bouquet on her bedside table.
• whenever she’s not in her garden, she can be found in the woods that surround forks. sometimes she’s looking for new plants to use in spells, but she also looks for trees and smaller plants that need her help. she nurses a lot of dying plants back to health this way.
• occasionally she’ll find a lost animal that’s hurt or sick. she does what she can to help them, but sometimes she has to bring them to the vet’s office for help. she’s on a first name basis with all of the employees there and at the animal shelter.
• she found a small rock overhang in the woods pretty close to her house. she likes to hang out there a lot, either reading, doing school work, or working on spells.
• sometimes she’ll just lay on her back there, close her eyes, and listen to the sounds of the forest. she nears and notices a lot more than the average human does.
• she knows something is up with the cullens but she doesn’t know what. she’s cast protection spells on most of the town. she trusts that that they’re in control, but just in case.

cassiecassi:

cryptotheism:

“Bottom does not mean sub” might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

the-haiku-bot:

nyancrimew:

im at the airport quite often for someone who can’t fly anywhere

im at the airport

quite often for someone who

can’t fly anywhere

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bettsfic:

bettsfic:

listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.

#I like the prequels more now that I’ve decided to stop trying to shoehorn any character’s behaviors into normal boxes #and instead just asked myself ‘what kind of person would make these choices’ and see the characters as that #Padme seriously wore a black corset to tell him she was very into him but they would not be fucking #instead of saying oh my god who DOES that #I just instead ask myself ‘who does that’ and realize that explains a lot more #here is this wealthy educated and perhaps a little vain woman who sees her childhood hick charitycase friend grew up as a hot goth jock #and oh no he’s still space racist and awkward and yet she goes harder for him after finding that out #she’s absolutely a freak #her being a freak is actually the most polite way to interpret her character #because it intersects so interestingly with this virgin child queen who crowned the emperor shit that’s her actual legacy #to be honest I still have no clue what Lucas intended to say with these characters but tehyre a lot more fun once you turnoff preconceptions #the OT trilogy are adorable and iconic but the PT trio are great because theres something fucking wrong with all of them #just comically tragically the dumbest combination of disordered behavior from a group of protagonists #the OT trio are unlikely but largely successful heroes! The PT trilogy are hyper-competent child geniuses who grew up to be #heavily decorated and famous heroes who break the entire setting forever and I love that for them!

shout out to @superstardestroyer for having the most correct star wars opinion on this website

matrixonvhsanddvd:

Come ON man

softlypause:

catradoraism:

academicssay:

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.